Dati... ayoko talaga ng thought ng ikakasal ako sa simbahan. Una... hassle! Tutubuan ako ng mushrooms sa tagal. Pangalawa... hanep na gastos ang kaakibat nito. Kasi hello lang! Alanganaman sa Jollibee mo lang pakainin yung guests mo?! Nagpakasal ka pa sa simbahan... eh di sana nag-civil wedding ka na lang kung talagang nagtitipid ka.
Kaso nung Saturday, nag-attend kami nung wedding ni Kuya Ep-ep... (Tito ko siya actually, pinsan ni Mama. Kaso 4-5 years lang ata agwat niya sa akin... although feeling ko 500 years gap namin kasi pag bata ka... ang 4-5 years na agwat ay parang ilang daang taon din kasi ibang-iba nga naman talaga ang mundo ng mga Grade 1 sa mundo ng mga Grade 6.)
So ayun... ang masasabi ko lang... ang astig-astig lang talaga ng reception! hahahah! Na-late ako sa wedding itself sa simbahan kasi putang-ina yung traffic last Sabado!!! Buti na lang sinabi nila Mama na 3pm yung wedding kahit 330 naman talaga.. kaya naka-abot kami nila Aubrey at ng isang pinsan ko dun ng 350pm! Hahaahah! So di na talaga ganun katagal yung kasal for me. Hehehe!
Basta ang ganda-ganda lang talaga ng reception... sobrang organized! Ganda ng table settings. Ganda ng pagkaayos ng conf room. Ganda ng AVPs! Ganda nung isang guest (ako! Inayos ng pinsan ko yung buhok ko... ang ganda ko lang. Siya rin nag-make up sa akin kaso mukha akong bangkay! Ayoko lang magsalita MASYADO (nagsalita naman ako pero slight lang) kasi baka mahurt siya ng todo! Hahaha! Ayus naman yung hair.... kaso sanay ako sa kagandahan ko via Tesoro (O YAN TESS! IKAW NA PINAKAMAGALING MAG-MAKE UP!) Hahahah! Buti na lang walang aircon ulit si Fabio kaya naubos rin yung make-up ko on the way to the wedding kasi nga putang ina yung traffic at sobrang init lang ng alas-tres ng hapon sa loob ng kotseng walang aircon... kaya naman adorably normal looking na ako by the time dumating ako sa wedding kasi nasa tissue na lahat ng excess make-up ko kakapahid ng pawis!) Hahaaha!
Anyway.. back to the reception.... Ang saya saya rin nung speeches. Nakakatawa mostly... typical yung iba... at meron din yung di mo alam kung kelan matatapos... pero buti na lang me rolls and butter sa table kaya di ka mapapawelga sa tagal ng speech kasi busog ka at maraming pakalat kalat na waiter kaya pde ka umorder ng kahit anong inumin kasi bottomless lahat. And besides... katabi ko yung isa kong titang ume-emo kasi 39 na at di pa rin siya kasal (in fairness di siya mukhang 39... di ko nga naisip na 39 siya until sinabi niya sa akin yung age niya... nasa isip ko kasi 28 yrs old pa rin siya... tapos narealize ko.. imposible kasi ako mag-2-27 na)... kaya naman no dull moments rin.
Basta ang elegante ng wedding-reception... Hehhee pinagbawal rin nga kasi nila yung mga bata. Yung mga bata lang na naka-attend eh yung mga pamangkin lang ng bride and groom. Tapos yung iba teenagers na. Kaya di rin magulo at walang sangkatutak na yaya na nakakalat sa kung saan-saan.
Narealize ko... ayus rin naman pala yung ganoong kasal. Di naman pala sa ayaw ko ng kasal sa simbahan... Kelangan lang talaga sobrang organized at elegante ng kasal ko kung magpapakasal man ako sa simbahan... alam ko may illusions of grandeur ako minsan... di ko lang narealize na yung culmination nito eh yung idea ko ng church wedding. Kasi kung hindi ako mukhang reyna sa kasal ko... di bale na lang... gagastusin ko na lang yung pera ko sa pagliliwaliw sa honeymoon ko.
Kaso bago ako magmukhang reyna sa kasal ko... putanginang hari yan ha! Where na you?! Here na me! Me budget na ako ng wedding natin! Kelangan ko na lang yung pera mo! Hahahahahahahahhahahhahhah!!!
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Monday, November 14, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
I'm old...er now.
Pag naglalakad ako... usually, sa daan ako nakatingin. Hindi sa mga kasalubong ko. Blame it on fear of embarassment sa pagkakadapa.
Kanina, habang naglalakad galing parking... sa may 7/11... as usual... nakatingin ako sa dinadaanan ko.
Tapos biglang may mga naririnig akong gaggle of voices coming from my right... so wala lang... maingay lang sila like I am pag kasama ko mga kaibigan ko.
Tapos biglang nagregister sa akin na ako pala yung sinisigawan nila... "Ate! Ate! badminton tayo!"
Di ko nakilala agad kasi medyo against the light sila... na-weirduhan lang ako kasi kinakausap nila ako at niyaya ako magbadminton... tapos narealize ko... Ah! eto yung mga fresh grad na trainees sa office na nakalaro ko nung Sabado!
Tapos pagtingin ko... may mga raketa sila... ako naman tong inggiterang palaka "Magbabadminton kayo?!" (sad inggitera voice) Sila naman: "Oo! Tara! Sama ka!"
Tapos tingin ako sa oras kasi feeling makakasama talaga ako kahit wala naman akong sapatos at medyas na dala. 730pm. Tapos narealize ko ulit... "ay... hehe! Papasok pa lang ako eh!" PAKER!
Hahahhahahaha! habang papalayo ko sa kanila... narealize ko... "TAE! Ate tawag nila sa akin!?!"
I AM OLD... er NOW!
Kanina, habang naglalakad galing parking... sa may 7/11... as usual... nakatingin ako sa dinadaanan ko.
Tapos biglang may mga naririnig akong gaggle of voices coming from my right... so wala lang... maingay lang sila like I am pag kasama ko mga kaibigan ko.
Tapos biglang nagregister sa akin na ako pala yung sinisigawan nila... "Ate! Ate! badminton tayo!"
Di ko nakilala agad kasi medyo against the light sila... na-weirduhan lang ako kasi kinakausap nila ako at niyaya ako magbadminton... tapos narealize ko... Ah! eto yung mga fresh grad na trainees sa office na nakalaro ko nung Sabado!
Tapos pagtingin ko... may mga raketa sila... ako naman tong inggiterang palaka "Magbabadminton kayo?!" (sad inggitera voice) Sila naman: "Oo! Tara! Sama ka!"
Tapos tingin ako sa oras kasi feeling makakasama talaga ako kahit wala naman akong sapatos at medyas na dala. 730pm. Tapos narealize ko ulit... "ay... hehe! Papasok pa lang ako eh!" PAKER!
Hahahhahahaha! habang papalayo ko sa kanila... narealize ko... "TAE! Ate tawag nila sa akin!?!"
I AM OLD... er NOW!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
POWER NAP
Akalain niyo!!! ni-coin daw to ng isang Social Psychologist from Cornell by the name of James Maas (c/o Wikipedia ulit.)
Eh naisip lang namin tong POWER NAP kasi masarap matulog after mag-bike ng 500 miles (exaggeration but you know what I mean!)...
Taena.. Do you need to be an academic to be officially declared as someone who coined anything?!
EH ANG DAMI DAMI KO NG IMBENTONG WORD!
(e.g.
RAWRSH!/ROARSH! - sound effect for "Give Me Wild"-Pose and/or pag nagkukunyari kang si Storm ka of X-MEN tapos nagpo-power on ka.
European - Praning
Stikadol/Stikekek - Waray for Naks! (di ko maalala kung ako nga ba umimbento nito but my friends remember me for these)
etc...)
Di ko nga lang maalala yung iba, BUT STILL!!!!!
Obvious ba? BORed ako!?! Kung ano na naiisip ko isulat tungkol sa mga nababasa ko!
Eh naisip lang namin tong POWER NAP kasi masarap matulog after mag-bike ng 500 miles (exaggeration but you know what I mean!)...
Taena.. Do you need to be an academic to be officially declared as someone who coined anything?!
EH ANG DAMI DAMI KO NG IMBENTONG WORD!
(e.g.
RAWRSH!/ROARSH! - sound effect for "Give Me Wild"-Pose and/or pag nagkukunyari kang si Storm ka of X-MEN tapos nagpo-power on ka.
European - Praning
Stikadol/Stikekek - Waray for Naks! (di ko maalala kung ako nga ba umimbento nito but my friends remember me for these)
etc...)
Di ko nga lang maalala yung iba, BUT STILL!!!!!
Obvious ba? BORed ako!?! Kung ano na naiisip ko isulat tungkol sa mga nababasa ko!
Am I disabled?
At siyempre nagbabasa pa rin ako ng Wikipedia... while reading on Melatonin, napunta ako sa isang article about DSPS (Delayed Sleep Phase Syndrome). Symptoms which apply to me:
From Wikipedia: Accdg to Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, "disability" is defined as a "physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more major life activities". "Sleeping" is defined as a "major life activity" in § 12102(2)(a) of the statute.
Taena kung Kano lang ako... pde na ako mag-park sa space for the Disabled! And more importantly kung sumali ako sa kahit anong American Pageantry... at tinanong ako kung ano ang isa sa mga major life accomplishments ko... SLEEPING would be a valid answer.
- Sleep later than 2 AM (Akala ko dati kasalanan lang ng mga series na pinapanood ko!)
- Exhibit normal sleep quality if not required to maintain a strict schedule. (Thank you Flexi-time)
- No difficulty in maintaining sleep once asleep (YES! Mantika ako!)
- Severe to Absolute inability to advance sleep-phase to earlier hours (Chowee! Copy-paste.. nahirapan ako i-paraphrase eh... Anyway, dati sinubukan ko matulog ng 3AM instead of my usual 5AM... nakatulog ako 7AM na tuloy.. resulta ng kakapilit matulog ng maaga! Hahaha!)
- skip sleep for an entire day then sleep 12-18 hours the next day. (Yuhuh!)
From Wikipedia: Accdg to Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990, "disability" is defined as a "physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more major life activities". "Sleeping" is defined as a "major life activity" in § 12102(2)(a) of the statute.
Taena kung Kano lang ako... pde na ako mag-park sa space for the Disabled! And more importantly kung sumali ako sa kahit anong American Pageantry... at tinanong ako kung ano ang isa sa mga major life accomplishments ko... SLEEPING would be a valid answer.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Reminder to Self 003: Brain Bursting!
Potaena! Di ako makatulog!!!
Besides the almost-freezing temp, I have this idea of starting a Travel Blog. Andami-dami kong naiisip kung paano ko siya gagawin.
I'm going to try to remember the places where I've been since I was a kid. Tell a story kung pano ako napunta dun, pano pumunta dun, what I like about the place, etc. Maybe I'll put a link to albums that are currently existing online and then mark those places where I've been nung di pa uso digicam, then go back to those places with camera on-hand para astig!
SHET! plano na naman ng plano! Di naman magawa... di bale... at least nakarecord na dito.
Sana magawa ko to!
Besides the almost-freezing temp, I have this idea of starting a Travel Blog. Andami-dami kong naiisip kung paano ko siya gagawin.
I'm going to try to remember the places where I've been since I was a kid. Tell a story kung pano ako napunta dun, pano pumunta dun, what I like about the place, etc. Maybe I'll put a link to albums that are currently existing online and then mark those places where I've been nung di pa uso digicam, then go back to those places with camera on-hand para astig!
SHET! plano na naman ng plano! Di naman magawa... di bale... at least nakarecord na dito.
Sana magawa ko to!
Monday, January 3, 2011
Whatdashet!
Sunday, January 2, 2011
Why I haven't been exercising...
This is a groundbreaking post. I'm going to admit to myself why I haven't started to exercise yet despite all the reminders and all the logical reasons I have given myself.
For the past days/weeks/months I kept telling myself na... this is it! Gagalaw na ako! I keep planning for it in my head. I'm going to run sa UP Oval... around Ateneo... inside Moro Lorenzo... dito sa baba ng bahay ko. I keep planning how I'm going to do it. I'm going to run before I go to the office, after office... BUT I JUST CAN'T START!
I keep having this obstacles inside my head. If I run before I go to the office, I have to prepare my run clothes and my office clothes and my towel and my toiletries. I should run at 5 am so there'd be less traffic when I go to Ateneo... but then again, I'd be done by around 7-8am and there'd be traffic. I should run at around 10am. I should run at around 9pm, etc, etc, etc...
And then I thought... Taena bakit sa Ateneo pa? Bakit sa UP pa? I have 400m worth of running ground downstairs, around the "village", bakit di na lang ako sa baba tumakbo???
Kasi nahihiya akong makita ng mga guard na tumatakbo.
Hahahahahah! What a pathetic reason, but it's true. So bakit ako nahihiya? Kasi ayokong isipin nila na tumatakbo ako para pumayat. I guess, I think it is a vain thing to do... to try to lose weight just for the sake of losing weight. I try to think of myself as not a vain person kahit na alam ko paminsan minsan vain din siguro ako hehe! I have never exercised explicitly to lose weight. I have always done physical activities because of a certain goal. It has always been for softball training, or a personal requirement before a climb, or for a game, etc. I never went to the gym kasi gusto kong magpa-sexy.
I think I just find it distasteful for myself to act that way, kasi alam ko di ako ganung tao. I have friends who go to the gym to lose weight and I think it's ok for them kasi sila yun eh, that's how they are. But, I thought, that's not me.
Then again... I thought... POTEK! Ang arte ko! May pa-distasteful distasteful pa akong alam! Leche! Who's pretentious now?!?! Sino ba yung tataba kung iisipin ko yung iniisip ng ibang tao!?!? Sino ba yung magsasayang ng pera kasi kelangan nang bumili ng mga damit kasi di na kasya yung mga damit niya sa kanya??!?!? SILA BA!!?! HINDI!!! AKO!!!
Like what I said in one of my earlier posts... FUCK YOU ALL! PAPAYAT NA AKO!
p.s. already set my alarm clock to 1:30pm so I can run by 3PM... hehehe! I can always say... FUCK YOU ALL!!! pero kilala ko pa rin sarili ko... Procrastination is the name... but by 3PM it will be Ready, Get Set... GAME!
For the past days/weeks/months I kept telling myself na... this is it! Gagalaw na ako! I keep planning for it in my head. I'm going to run sa UP Oval... around Ateneo... inside Moro Lorenzo... dito sa baba ng bahay ko. I keep planning how I'm going to do it. I'm going to run before I go to the office, after office... BUT I JUST CAN'T START!
I keep having this obstacles inside my head. If I run before I go to the office, I have to prepare my run clothes and my office clothes and my towel and my toiletries. I should run at 5 am so there'd be less traffic when I go to Ateneo... but then again, I'd be done by around 7-8am and there'd be traffic. I should run at around 10am. I should run at around 9pm, etc, etc, etc...
And then I thought... Taena bakit sa Ateneo pa? Bakit sa UP pa? I have 400m worth of running ground downstairs, around the "village", bakit di na lang ako sa baba tumakbo???
Kasi nahihiya akong makita ng mga guard na tumatakbo.
Hahahahahah! What a pathetic reason, but it's true. So bakit ako nahihiya? Kasi ayokong isipin nila na tumatakbo ako para pumayat. I guess, I think it is a vain thing to do... to try to lose weight just for the sake of losing weight. I try to think of myself as not a vain person kahit na alam ko paminsan minsan vain din siguro ako hehe! I have never exercised explicitly to lose weight. I have always done physical activities because of a certain goal. It has always been for softball training, or a personal requirement before a climb, or for a game, etc. I never went to the gym kasi gusto kong magpa-sexy.
I think I just find it distasteful for myself to act that way, kasi alam ko di ako ganung tao. I have friends who go to the gym to lose weight and I think it's ok for them kasi sila yun eh, that's how they are. But, I thought, that's not me.
Then again... I thought... POTEK! Ang arte ko! May pa-distasteful distasteful pa akong alam! Leche! Who's pretentious now?!?! Sino ba yung tataba kung iisipin ko yung iniisip ng ibang tao!?!? Sino ba yung magsasayang ng pera kasi kelangan nang bumili ng mga damit kasi di na kasya yung mga damit niya sa kanya??!?!? SILA BA!!?! HINDI!!! AKO!!!
Like what I said in one of my earlier posts... FUCK YOU ALL! PAPAYAT NA AKO!
p.s. already set my alarm clock to 1:30pm so I can run by 3PM... hehehe! I can always say... FUCK YOU ALL!!! pero kilala ko pa rin sarili ko... Procrastination is the name... but by 3PM it will be Ready, Get Set... GAME!
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Papayat na Ako!!!! Pag naregularize ako...
Mwahehe!
I never followed any diet... kasi I love food. Nor did I follow any exercise regimen just for the sake of slimming down. Masyado akong tamad for it. I know I need to lose weight. My mama, pictures, weighing scale, and clothes can attest to that... vehemently. Pero di ko lang talaga kayang tumayo at gumalaw just for the sake of "health" and "good looks".
Mas masarap humilata sa higaan at mag-series marathon kesa mag-medyas, mag-sapatos at pumili ng outfit na di ako masyado pagmumukhaing mataba pero appropriate naman for exercise.
Most times, I don't care about my weight... pero pag naghahanap na ako ng damit na isusuot sa events... saka ko naiisip na... fuck! Kasya sana ako sa damit ko 2 years ago! Swak sana yung dress na yun for this event. But alas! I am 2 years and 30 lbs too late to fit in that styooopeeed dress!
BUTI NA LANG!
I have decided to climb Mt. Kota Kinabalu next year! I will schedule my flight and book a room as soon as maregularize ako! Kelangan maregularize muna ako... mamaya niyan wala ako pambayad sa flight and room ko... Ayoko maging taong grasa sa Malaysia nO!
Exercise here I come!!!!
I never followed any diet... kasi I love food. Nor did I follow any exercise regimen just for the sake of slimming down. Masyado akong tamad for it. I know I need to lose weight. My mama, pictures, weighing scale, and clothes can attest to that... vehemently. Pero di ko lang talaga kayang tumayo at gumalaw just for the sake of "health" and "good looks".
Mas masarap humilata sa higaan at mag-series marathon kesa mag-medyas, mag-sapatos at pumili ng outfit na di ako masyado pagmumukhaing mataba pero appropriate naman for exercise.
Most times, I don't care about my weight... pero pag naghahanap na ako ng damit na isusuot sa events... saka ko naiisip na... fuck! Kasya sana ako sa damit ko 2 years ago! Swak sana yung dress na yun for this event. But alas! I am 2 years and 30 lbs too late to fit in that styooopeeed dress!
BUTI NA LANG!
I have decided to climb Mt. Kota Kinabalu next year! I will schedule my flight and book a room as soon as maregularize ako! Kelangan maregularize muna ako... mamaya niyan wala ako pambayad sa flight and room ko... Ayoko maging taong grasa sa Malaysia nO!
Exercise here I come!!!!
Sunday, October 24, 2010
I love Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards!
I have been watching Two and a Half Men since forever but I haven't really noticed the vanity cards because I always change the channel (if on TV) or I immediately click the next episode (if on my PC) when a particular episode is done.
It was when I started watching The Big Bang Theory (and yes! I Love Jim Parsons)
that I noticed and started freeze-framing on the vanity cards. This is actually what led me to ask... who is Chuck Lorre? Our humor is just so similar!
Then I started looking for him on the internet wanting to watch his other "products" and realized he was also one of the people behind Two and a Half Men and Dharma & Greg (I was still in high school when the show was aired and we had no cable so I haven't really watched it even though I knew of it). So, I downloaded the entire 6 seasons of Two and a Half Men (now, with the complete Season 7) and, so far..., the complete first three seasons of Dharma & Greg. I hope to watch all of his productions eventually.
So what got me to writing this piece? I just read his newest vanity card, and two lines caught my eye:
"My memory of you is better than you." - Lao Tzu
Erectile dysfunction commercials cause erectile dysfunction." - Words of a prophet, written on a subway wall and tenement hall
Both lines got me thinking... oh! yeah...
Hahahahaha!!!
It was when I started watching The Big Bang Theory (and yes! I Love Jim Parsons)
Then I started looking for him on the internet wanting to watch his other "products" and realized he was also one of the people behind Two and a Half Men and Dharma & Greg (I was still in high school when the show was aired and we had no cable so I haven't really watched it even though I knew of it). So, I downloaded the entire 6 seasons of Two and a Half Men (now, with the complete Season 7) and, so far..., the complete first three seasons of Dharma & Greg. I hope to watch all of his productions eventually.
So what got me to writing this piece? I just read his newest vanity card, and two lines caught my eye:
"My memory of you is better than you." - Lao Tzu
Erectile dysfunction commercials cause erectile dysfunction." - Words of a prophet, written on a subway wall and tenement hall
Both lines got me thinking... oh! yeah...
Hahahahaha!!!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Thursday, October 7, 2010
HAY KANET BELIEVE IT!
Hahhahaha! Because I am the vain person that I am... I checked if by typing "Budlot22" in Google, the search would generate significant results...i.e. would this blog be found? Yes, this blog is one of the results... among a few others.
But the most important find I found... is the V1WORLD! Hahahaha! This was our block site when we were in college which was developed by Jan! Unfortunately, some of the pictures can't be displayed anymore because this was originally in geocities... and as we know... geocities is of the days gone by already.
I just need to copy the following... just in case the site is finally deleted off the web.
Chapter 1: Getting to Know Block V1's Environment
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CORNY JOKES (some of which I've forgotten I knew)
CORNY JOKE 1: The Scholar
Two Physics-CE Majors were talking one day...
A: Oi B, scholar ka ba?
B: Hindi noh! Vector ako!
CORNY JOKE 2: Denial King
Another two Physics-CE Majors met one day at the Katipunan Petron Station, both were waiting for jeepneys on route to Cubao. One of them, B, stepped on the other, A's, foot. A angrily looked at B. B immediately denied the act...
B: Hey man, 'twasn't me!
A: Oh I see, aurora me man!
CORNY JOKE 3: Assorted corny jokes from different v1pipz.
From Naomi:
Q: Saang bansa bawal ang rope?
A: Sa Afghanistan. (kasi may tali-ban)
Sagot ni Luigi:
Q: Saang bansa naman pwede ang rope?
A: Sa Eu-rope
From Vince:
Q: Anong bansa ang maraming Germs?
A: Germany
Q: Ano ang tawag sa lottery ng mga baka?
A: beefstakes o sweepsteaks
Q: Ano and tawag sa mabilis na pagkain?
A: Fastfood
A2: sopas (so fast)
From Luigi:
Q: What do you call a stone that is hard, round, and black?
A: A hard, round, black stone.
Jan's Version:
Q: What animal is red, small, and eats rocks?
A: A small, red rock-eater.
Luigi 2
A: Ano sa English ang "isang singsing, tatlong hari?"
B: "One ring, three kings."
A: Hindi.
B: Ano?
A: A ring-king-king-king
But the most important find I found... is the V1WORLD! Hahahaha! This was our block site when we were in college which was developed by Jan! Unfortunately, some of the pictures can't be displayed anymore because this was originally in geocities... and as we know... geocities is of the days gone by already.
I just need to copy the following... just in case the site is finally deleted off the web.
Chapter 1: Getting to Know Block V1's Environment
- 'Twas the first semester, inside a Filipino 11 class when a student from Block V1 sang a song:
"Ngayon at kailanman, sumpa ko'y iibigin ka..." (JC)
- The next day, the teacher wrote on the black board:
"Bawal ang panggagago sa klase!!!!!! =)" (Sir Francia)
- Another V1 teacher, while discussing distance, once said:
"Some of you think you know everything; that is very far from the truth!" (Doc Mara)
- The same teacher, during another lesson, suddenly shouted:
"Mr. Aguja! (pointing to Mr. Soriaga), what does the Extreme Value Theorem say?"
- A few meetings later, he again scolded another student, saying:
"Mr. Aguja! (Looking at Mr. Alvior) Move one seat further!"
- And Mr. Alvior transfers... Then he looks at Mr. Aguja asking:
"What is the graph equal to?"
- Another Filipino teacher said to a student with a cellphone on her desk:
"Are you making a statement?" (Sir Morano?)
- The same teacher once demonstrated a funny speech with the words:
"Naniniwala ka ba? Hindi! (with funny exaggerated actions)"
- During an SA class, a student asked:
"Can a hermit create his own culture?" (di ko maalala kung sino!!!)
- And the teacher answered:
"No! Unless it is a group of hermits living together. Huh?!"
- It's true that Block V1's teachers are funny, but some of the students from Block V1 themselves are also funny. In a math class, after being scolded for allegedly sleeping, a student answers:
"Sir I'm not sleeping, I can't open my eyes sir." (Raph)
- The same student once recited a funny speech:
"Alin ang mas masarap, yosi o sigarilyo? Ay... sigarilyo o yosi?"
====================================================================
CORNY JOKES (some of which I've forgotten I knew)
CORNY JOKE 1: The Scholar
Two Physics-CE Majors were talking one day...
A: Oi B, scholar ka ba?
B: Hindi noh! Vector ako!
CORNY JOKE 2: Denial King
Another two Physics-CE Majors met one day at the Katipunan Petron Station, both were waiting for jeepneys on route to Cubao. One of them, B, stepped on the other, A's, foot. A angrily looked at B. B immediately denied the act...
B: Hey man, 'twasn't me!
A: Oh I see, aurora me man!
CORNY JOKE 3: Assorted corny jokes from different v1pipz.
From Naomi:
Q: Saang bansa bawal ang rope?
A: Sa Afghanistan. (kasi may tali-ban)
Sagot ni Luigi:
Q: Saang bansa naman pwede ang rope?
A: Sa Eu-rope
From Vince:
Q: Anong bansa ang maraming Germs?
A: Germany
Q: Ano ang tawag sa lottery ng mga baka?
A: beefstakes o sweepsteaks
Q: Ano and tawag sa mabilis na pagkain?
A: Fastfood
A2: sopas (so fast)
From Luigi:
Q: What do you call a stone that is hard, round, and black?
A: A hard, round, black stone.
Jan's Version:
Q: What animal is red, small, and eats rocks?
A: A small, red rock-eater.
Luigi 2
A: Ano sa English ang "isang singsing, tatlong hari?"
B: "One ring, three kings."
A: Hindi.
B: Ano?
A: A ring-king-king-king
Friday, September 17, 2010
Wife
(Started on Sep 15, 2010, Wednesday Afternoon)
I didn't really realize that such a short and commonly used word is such a loaded word until I realized that I did not want to refer to myself, YET, as the "wife" of anyone, if asked about my relationship with that particular someone. Not that anyone is just dying for me to call him "husband"... I'm just saying... I don't think I can handle the responsibilities that come with it just yet.
As I've told my closest friends, WHEN I was a kid, I've always seen myself growing up to be a mother of a family. I've always taken it for granted that one day I'm going to marry a guy and live happily ever after. (I find it particularly interesting that as I was typing down the phrase "happily ever after" I haven't even finished typing the word "happily" when I had to stop composing this entire piece altogether.)
(Continued on Sep 17, 2010, Friday evening, around 8:15PM)
As I was saying, I always saw myself with a family to nurture and care for and shout at... But right now, with the lifestyle that I have (I'm not saying it is THAT great, but I do enjoy my life most times), I think a guy and a kid will just be, as we Warays say it... samok-samok!
I'm not saying that I'm a such a cold-hearted bitch that I can't tolerate kids. On the contrary, I do enjoy my nephews (sons of my cousins). I love, love, love, love playing games, watching movies, and going to the beach with them (I am always the designated nanny at the beach because I always, always enjoy swimming with no care for my melanin-rich-skin's color). One of the better parts of spending time with them, however, is that the moment I want to rest, I can always return them to their mothers and continue with whatever it is I want to do.
With regards to getting hitched, I really just don't want the part where I have to care if my guy has eaten or not and worrying whether he got mugged or whatever because he's still out late at night... but the part I don't care for the most... is the fact that I have to tell someone when I want to go somewhere... I'm not even used to telling my parents about where I go on my out-of-towns!
Bottomline: I'm still selfish... and... I just haven't found the guy that wouldn't make me mind about stuff that I would usually mind. Mwahehhe!!
I didn't really realize that such a short and commonly used word is such a loaded word until I realized that I did not want to refer to myself, YET, as the "wife" of anyone, if asked about my relationship with that particular someone. Not that anyone is just dying for me to call him "husband"... I'm just saying... I don't think I can handle the responsibilities that come with it just yet.
As I've told my closest friends, WHEN I was a kid, I've always seen myself growing up to be a mother of a family. I've always taken it for granted that one day I'm going to marry a guy and live happily ever after. (I find it particularly interesting that as I was typing down the phrase "happily ever after" I haven't even finished typing the word "happily" when I had to stop composing this entire piece altogether.)
(Continued on Sep 17, 2010, Friday evening, around 8:15PM)
As I was saying, I always saw myself with a family to nurture and care for and shout at... But right now, with the lifestyle that I have (I'm not saying it is THAT great, but I do enjoy my life most times), I think a guy and a kid will just be, as we Warays say it... samok-samok!
I'm not saying that I'm a such a cold-hearted bitch that I can't tolerate kids. On the contrary, I do enjoy my nephews (sons of my cousins). I love, love, love, love playing games, watching movies, and going to the beach with them (I am always the designated nanny at the beach because I always, always enjoy swimming with no care for my melanin-rich-skin's color). One of the better parts of spending time with them, however, is that the moment I want to rest, I can always return them to their mothers and continue with whatever it is I want to do.
With regards to getting hitched, I really just don't want the part where I have to care if my guy has eaten or not and worrying whether he got mugged or whatever because he's still out late at night... but the part I don't care for the most... is the fact that I have to tell someone when I want to go somewhere... I'm not even used to telling my parents about where I go on my out-of-towns!
Bottomline: I'm still selfish... and... I just haven't found the guy that wouldn't make me mind about stuff that I would usually mind. Mwahehhe!!
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