According to Fabio...

nope not Fabio my car, Fabio... my favorite contestant in Top Chef.

The world is there. You should just go for it. You are the only shadow standing in your own sunshine.


I LOOOOVEEEEEE IT!!!!

Relaaak!

Ayan medyo di na ako ganun ka-bad trip.

Medyo nakakarelak din pag alam mong di lang ikaw napipikon sa mundo... or rather... sa trabaho niyo.

Taena sobrang totoo lang talaga ng Misery loves company!

Di naman sa mangbabadtrip din ako ng tao... pero kasi pag nalalaman mo na di lang ikaw nakakaramdamn ng unfairness ng mundo... medyo you feel a little bit better about the world kasi... di lang siya unfair sa yo... unfair rin siya sa maraming tao... which, I guess, makes it a little bit fairer...

A little bit lang... kasi meron pa ring mga shiyet na sinuswerteng nilalang lang talaga!

HAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Bakit ba walang poging mayamang matangkad na may abs na super funny at super kinis na pdeng pakasalan agad!?!?!

May naalala lang ako...

The man who lives for tomorrow will have no chance against a man who lives for today.
-- a line from A Man from Nowhere (Ahjusshi)

Wala lang... na-amaze lang ako kasi... ONGA NAMAN!!! Taena pag patayan na tapos may inaantay ka pang bukas... talo ka na agad nung taong wala ng bukas na inaabangan.

Napanood ko na yung movie... ahlaaaveeet... the knife fight asteeegss!!! Pakshet! Sobrang realistic lang nakakagigil tuloy pumatay ng masasamang tao! Tapos may kagat factor pa dun sa huli! SHIYET! RAWRSH!

May tama ka!

Dying is easy. Living is Tough.
- Jack LaLanne.

It is hard to ask for help when you're in really deep shit.

I just heard this on TV:

When you're drowning, it's hard to ask for help when you're mouth is full of water.

Reminder to Self

GALAW GALAW KUNG AYAW MONG MASTROKE!

Taena! Kelangan ko na talaga mag-damoves kung gustong kung umakyat ng Kinabalu at bumabang di wasak... at kahit sabi nila di daw ganun kahirap...

at my fitness level... homaygeds... I'm deds!

Tama na excuses! Potaena! Bakit kasi ang galing kung gumawa ng rason.

Sabi nga ni Sir Hillary... it is not the mountain we conquer but ourselves... but why am I super strong?!?!? Super strong sa katamaran! PAKDATSHET!

Even if I don't believe in resolutions... at kahit di gumagana sa akin ang pangungutya ng iba... ganito na lang...

FUCK YOU ALL PAPAYAT AKO AT MAGIGING SUPER DUPER EXTRA FIT!

Yes... kelangan mag-mura para feel na feel na feel!

According to Dr. Seuss...

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

I couldn't agree more!

Right now, I'm procrastinating because I have to ask some clarifications concerning one of my tasks. Kaso... POTAENA DI KO ALAM PANO KO ITATANONG YUNG TANONG KO!

I'm trying to compose a question which is basically a YES or NO question... I just want to know if what I understood from the specs is correct. And if I'm wrong, I just want to know the correct interpretation (which I think is just one simple sentence if coming from someone who actually understands the task).

Pero shet sa lahat ng shet di ko alam pano ko icocompose yung tanong ko using just a simple interrogative sentence.

My Brain: OUCH!

I love Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards!

I have been watching Two and a Half Men since forever but I haven't really noticed the vanity cards because I always change the channel (if on TV) or I immediately click the next episode (if on my PC) when a particular episode is done.

It was when I started watching The Big Bang Theory (and yes! I Love Jim Parsons)

that I noticed and started freeze-framing on the vanity cards. This is actually what led me to ask... who is Chuck Lorre? Our humor is just so similar!

Then I started looking for him on the internet wanting to watch his other "products" and realized he was also one of the people behind Two and a Half Men and Dharma & Greg (I was still in high school when the show was aired and we had no cable so I haven't really watched it even though I knew of it). So, I downloaded the entire 6 seasons of Two and a Half Men (now, with the complete Season 7) and, so far..., the complete first three seasons of Dharma & Greg.  I hope to watch all of his productions eventually.

So what got me to writing this piece? I just read his newest vanity card, and two lines caught my eye:

"My memory of you is better than you." - Lao Tzu
Erectile dysfunction commercials cause erectile dysfunction." - Words of a prophet, written on a subway wall and tenement hall

Both lines got me thinking... oh! yeah...

Hahahahaha!!!