Saturday, November 27, 2010

Apparently, I am NOT Aggressive!

Just Passive-Aggressive... This is what I learned when I found this site. Obvious ba? Bored na naman ako.

Anyway, I saw a comment in the site which said: "Being passive-aggressive never solved anything."

Ang masasabi ko lang... Eh kesa naman tumunganga lang ako!!! If only there were no legal and/or career consequences... I'd probably go...



Feeling ko kung may blog si Mark Twain... sinusundan ko na ngayon...

Why? You ask? Read below. Kung bakit niya sinulat yung nasa baba, read overview in Letters of Note

Nov. 20. 1905

J. H. Todd
1212 Webster St.
San Francisco, Cal.

Dear Sir,

Your letter is an insoluble puzzle to me. The handwriting is good and exhibits considerable character, and there are even traces of intelligence in what you say, yet the letter and the accompanying advertisements profess to be the work of the same hand. The person who wrote the advertisements is without doubt the most ignorant person now alive on the planet; also without doubt he is an idiot, an idiot of the 33rd degree, and scion of an ancestral procession of idiots stretching back to the Missing Link. It puzzles me to make out how the same hand could have constructed your letter and your advertisements. Puzzles fret me, puzzles annoy me, puzzles exasperate me; and always, for a moment, they arouse in me an unkind state of mind toward the person who has puzzled me. A few moments from now my resentment will have faded and passed and I shall probably even be praying for you; but while there is yet time I hasten to wish that you may take a dose of your own poison by mistake, and enter swiftly into the damnation which you and all other patent medicine assassins have so remorselessly earned and do so richly deserve.

Adieu, adieu, adieu!

Mark Twain
I feel you Mark Twain! I feel you!!! I hate idiots too!!!

Friday, November 26, 2010

Where I wasted my time today...

Cebu Pacific Website. Sino ang mag-aakalang nakaka-adik pala mag-check ng flight/hotel/destination combo?

I want to traveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel!!!!!! DROOL!

The Funnies

Isn't it funny? Sa limpak-limpak na salaping meron sa mundo... Konti lang napunta sa akin! Tapos kelangan ko pa ipangbayad sa iba!

Isn't it funny? With this three out there: Luck, Money, and Charm... Charm lang napunta sa akin?! Hahahahaha!Kung ano pa  ang walang kinalaman directly sa pera... yun pa napunta sa akin!

Isn't it funny? Kung kelan andami-dami mong gustong bilhin, saka naman feel na feel mong pulubi ka?!

Ok di naman talaga funny yung mga sinulat ko... pero mas nakakainis naman kung yung title ko... "Annoying!" Pikon ka na nga, walangkwents pa title!

Makauwi na nga...


Not you Manny!

I mean... MONEY!!!

Ok tama na... inaaliw ko na lang sarili ko. Pero seriously... MONEY COME TO ME!!!


Stuff I've learned I don't need:
  • Bluetooth headset for my cell
    • di naman ako ganun ka-importanteng tao to answer calls when I'm in a situation which would require me the use of this one. I don't need to answer phone calls while I'm driving. And I especially don't need to answer phone calls when my hands are full (i.e. lumalamon ako).

  •  IPOD
    • OO. Nakakainggit ang meron. But then again, di ko naman talaga kailangan. I have a phone which can play mp3s. As long as the lyrics and music are clear... I'm good. Also, I don't like watching movies in teenie-tiny screens. Although... kung gold gaya nito... I wouldn't mind having one. That is, kung libre!

Stuff I've realized I'm drooling to have and I might one day buy... when budget permits...:
  • IPAD
    • feeling ko bibili lang ako nito kapag nadevelop na ng matino at wala na akong nababalitaang bugs at siyempre pag may pera na ako. I like reading e-books/books while lying down. Having one of these would be nice.

  • Nikon P7000
    • Ok. I'm not really camera-savvy but then I again, I believe I'm good in comprehensive reading. In short, I trust the judgment of those who are [camera-savvy, that is], and decide based on their reviews of these gadgets. Ayos na ako sa digital camera na matino yung lalabas na colors. Saka yung mukhang old-school yung itsura (astig kasi tingnan) pero hanep pa rin naman kahit papano yung features. Ayoko naman bumili ng DSLR kasi di naman ako ganun ka "into" photography. I just want to take decent pics when presented with a decent view and decent subjects.

But then again...

Evil continues to reign...

Change is still the only permanent thing in this world...

Well... maybe except for the fact that money continues to elude me!


Thursday, November 25, 2010

Sleepy? Or Just Plain... Tatanga-tanga?


Sobrang obvious nung duplicate na record tapos di ko nakita. Chineck ko pa lahat ng datasets tapos yung JCL ulit, tapos yung huling nirun ko na JCL, tapos yung Natural, tapos yung Parmlib na ginamit... para lang malaman bakit may extra record dun sa isang file…

Pota… biglang sabi ni Steve (PM namin) sa Communicator: Duplicate last record.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Nakakaainisssssssssssss!!!!! Nakakkahiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ang obvious obvious di ko nakitaaaaaaaa!!!!

Di siyempre todo sorry ako...

Sabi ni Steve: np, I bet you’re tired…

Isip-isip ko: Yes steve… and I’m tangangerds too!

Hahahahahaahha! Sheeeeet nakakahiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Hahahhaahhaha!

Monday, November 22, 2010

My Daily Life = What Actually Happened

I am not one but my body clock shares the same time zone with that of a grad student. I have the same productivity plans... but then again... it seems... I also end up snoozing for three hours straight... (i.e same performance issues) which is not an exaggeration... to say the least.

My only fear is that my alarm clock will finally give up on me... and destroy itself just to attempt avoiding my inescapable fingers.

Why I am Pleasantly Plump...

This comic manifests the actual events that led to the deceleration of my metabolism and the acceleration of mea corpus' production of adipose tissue resulting to surfeit exhibition of carboxylic acids attached to hydrocarbon chains.

I go through the same dilemma at around the same time... and my solution have always been...


And then...



My Birthday Wish

World Peace.

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!! Hayaan niyo na ako! Feeling beauty pageant contestant bakit ba?!

Ok... my actual, selfish birthday wish... is...

as always...

Money! Money! Money! (Is so funny! in a rich man's world!)

And my actual, attempting-to-be-less-superficial birthday wish is...

as always...

Another safe and happy year for my family and friends.

but my actual birthday wish is... (kinda selfish but I still don't care)...

as always...

To lose weight and then travel to a place I've never been too. And have fun there!

Kelangan specific... mamaya kinidnap pala ako at dinala sa "place I've never been too"... mabuti na yung careful...

Kasi sabi nga nila... be careful what you birthday wish for!


27th year... here I come!!!!

One hour more... and I will be starting my 27th year in this world...

Yep... I know the exact time I was born because Mama told me that she was staring at the clock (3AM in the Philippines) in front of her when she made the last "push" that would eject me from her womb and into this icky, yucky world... I guess... icky and yucky rin yung womb ni Mama after I got out... but I believe it is still the best place to rest in this world... for 9 months and below that is...

Anywaaaaaayyyyyyyy.... as I was just starting to say....

NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I am edging closer and closer to my late twenties!!! And I haven't even made a tick mark in this world yet!!!

But never mind that... at least now I don't have any delusions (within myself) that I was meant for great things... OK... scratch that. I still believe I am meant for great things... I just don't know what those are yet... nor how I'm supposed to achieve them...

NIRVANA come to me! because... WORLD... HERE I COME!!! (just like what I said last year!)

Hmmm... maybe that's it... WORLD is not yet ready for THE GREAT ME... that's why... I can't be great yet...

COME ON WORLD!!!! I gave you a year already!

Hahahha! potaena... and as always... the WORLD still has the DELUSIONAL ME! nice work WORLD!

Friday, November 19, 2010

To my fans...


Hahhahahhahaaaahahaha! Taena niyo wag niyo sabihin sa iba na ume-english ako ha! hahahahahah!

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

10 minutes more...

Why does a mere 10 minute wait seem like a 5 hour wait when you're itching to leave the office?

Comments? Anyone?

Hahaha! Kaya ko sinimulan tong blog na to...
  • kasi I wanted to start a new blog where I can write about anything without worrying about what my friends will think about what I wrote...
  • kasi I wanted to start writing in English again... ok... I'm still in transitional phase... i.e. Taglish... but still!!! I write more English words here which are composed of actual words instead of my usual-intentionally-misspelled-English-words-transformed-into-Filipino-slang-with-much-too-many-vowels-for-comfort.
  • kasi I wanted to see if I can attract blog-readers (who are not related or connected to me in whatever form of social network (i.e. virtual or otherwise)) with just my superior wit and my occasional delusions of grandeur anecdotes...
But then again, I miss reading my friends' comments about anything... most of the time... comments which are not even related to what I wrote... comments which eventually seem like a thread of instant messages... even the useless WTF comments which I don't know whence it came from...

But I promised myself... I already crumbled once (I reposted an entry in my multiply blog... yep KSP* ako! Bakit ba?!)... I will not fail myself the second time!

I have to stay on this blog even if no one else reads this but me! My future fans will eventually find this blog... and I will be declared Queen! Hahahaha! Potaena! Inaantok na ako!

Sleep... just 20 minutes more and I can go home and sleep... if I don't watch a series instead... that is.

Note to self: Work 12 hours tomorrow so you can leave early on Thursday! Need to fetch sister in Pampanga by 8PM! Metro Manila to Pampanga = at most 3 hours. Need to leave office by 4PM. Avoid traffic. Check water. Gas. Air. Cash. Bring Laptop. (I hope I get all of this checked.)

* KSP - (for non-Filipinos... KSP = Kulang sa Pansin = MIA = Malnutrition in Attention i.e. ASB = Attention-Seeking-Beeyatch)

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Waaaaawwww.... machoooooooorrrr!!! (Mature!)

Besides procrastinating... one of my favorite hobbies is ranting about the latest ANNOYANCES of my life to my friends. Although... since I'm apathetic about most things these days... I am rarely annoyed. And if I ever am annoyed, I try to keep my rantings to a bare minimum so as to refrain from being the cause of annoyance of someone else's life. I only do my best rant anyway when the annoyance... becomes an ANNOYANCE... yes! with capital letters.

The problem is... when a friend starts trying (yes... trying! Because I know otherwise!) to be mature. And instead of fueling your anger by bashing the person you're currently annoyed with... starts calming you down and trying to explain why the other person did what he/she did instead! COME ON!!! Whose friend are you anyway?!?!

Yeah... yeah! I guess trying to understand another person's actions is wise... but can't I just rant first and try to kill the annoying person in my head before I try understanding them!?!? I do have that right, you know?! Some people can just be buzz kills.... just when your heart is pounding and your hands are looking for someone to pound on. Can't you be my immature friend just for a moment and try your mature phase next time?! Wait until I have an axe in my hand and seriously plotting someone else's death before going... "I AM MATURE" on me, OK?!

Obviously... Wala akong ginagawa these past few days...

My life since college...