My Daily Life = What Actually Happened

I am not one but my body clock shares the same time zone with that of a grad student. I have the same productivity plans... but then again... it seems... I also end up snoozing for three hours straight... (i.e same performance issues) which is not an exaggeration... to say the least.

My only fear is that my alarm clock will finally give up on me... and destroy itself just to attempt avoiding my inescapable fingers.