Sunday, February 15, 2015

HAYBLAD MODE: ON

Kanina pa ako dapat magsusulat about this kaso nadistract ako nung previous post ko kasi may draft pala ako nun, so tinapos ko muna yun. After ko siya maisulat, na-release ko na stress ko kasi nasabi ko na gusto kong sabihin about that post kaya di ko muna tinuloy yung topic nitong post na to... Kaso dahil may bug nga utak ko, di na naman ako makalog-off sa FB kaya naman andami ko na naman nakita which reminded me, I was supposed to rant about this.

"What is THIS?", you ask.

THIS = annoying words/phrases like bae, foods, feels, fambam, yolo, ootd, guise ... Alam ko meron pa, kaso nakalimutan ko na naman. I tried checking FB for them pero buti na lang mukhang naoverpower na sila ng better posts sa feed ko.

MINSAN it doesn't really annoy me when people use these words lalo na kung used in mockery. Pero pag mukhang talagang part siya ng daily vocabulary nung tao medyo nagpapanting yung tenga ko, kasi I'm pakialamera that way!

Medyo natanggap ko na yung guise kasi natatawa ako everytime nababasa ko siya. Di ba guise?!?! Funny siya guise, promise!!! Hahahaha! Pero...

Ok lang ang yolo at ootd kung kaibigan kita. Otherwise, I am judging you, pretentious beeyatch!

But then again, friends, if you use the words below and not to mock someone... I'm probably judging you too, pero deep inside lang kasi friends tayo eh...

Ok lang ang foods pag ginagaya mo si Vhong o si Pacquiao ba yun?!
Ok lang ang bae pag minomock mo yung mga gumagamit nito in regular programming!
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate feels and fambam!!!! I have not seen people use these words to mock anyone so iritable ako everytime I read them anywhere!

There's a thesaurus! Use it! Walang thesaurus?! Anaknangshet, GMG (Google mo, gago!)!!! If you want to express how a book made you emotional and the actual emotions you actually felt, tae... Wag mong sabihing... The feels!!! Walang sentence na ganyan!!! Pakshet! Andiyan ang utak para paganahin at subukang i-express ang sarili ng mas malinaw!!! Hindi tayo caveman!!!

Don't get me started on fambam, kasi maygourds!!!!!!!! Sobrang pakyut na nakakairita!!!! Sarap mo tapunan ng atomic bomb! (Yan lang naisip kong pwedeng itapon which will satisfy me and sort of rhymes with the annoying word na rin). Nope, la familia is not included because even though it is a bit pretentious, hindi siya pakyut, at higit sa lahat... ginagamit ko siya! Hahahaha!

END RANT. Sana masaya na next post ko guise! Nakakapagod na maging nega kala niyo!!!
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