Thursday, December 9, 2010

BAWAL TUMAWID DITO.... PAPATAYIN KITA!

Sa may UP, may lalaking tumatawid.

Ang nakakainis dun, dun siya sa tumawid sa hindi dapat tawiran.

Ang mas nakakainis pa dun, sa kanan niya, less than 5 meters away, there's a pedestrian lane. On his left side, around 10 meters away, there's an overpass.

POTA! Gaano kahirap ang maglakad just a few steps further para tumawid sa tamang tawiran!?!

I seriously, seriously considered running him over with my car (Yes! I'm driving again... Stupid expensive taxi fares!).

How serious was I, you ask? I was already visualizing him bouncing off my hood and into another car.

And... yes... instead of slowing down... I accelerated towards the guy... all the time thinking:

Sige, Sige N'im iroy ka! TABOK! TABOK!!!!!!!!
(Loosely translated: Come on sonofabitch! CROSS THE ROAD! CROSS IT!!!!!!!)

Tangina talaga! Pasalamat siya kahit papano a small part of his brain still managed to recognize na tangina wala akong balak patawirin siya ng buhay kung ipinilit niya sarili niya!

3 comments:

  1. thank you nao!!! natawa ko dito... kailangan ko to!!! hahahaha

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  2. hahahaha pakshet! pwede ka na palang gawing slogan ng MMDA! - chinky

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  3. @ des: hahaha eps ka! pikon na pikon talaga ako ng umagang yun grabe! actually after niya umatras saka ko narealize... taena nakapatay siguro ako ng tao kung medyo lumevel-up lang ng onti pagkatanga niya.

    @ chinky: i know! di lang basta slogan... puno ng words of wisdon tong blog na to!

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