Another annoying word: EPIC

Kakapost ko lang tungkol sa mga annoying words I see on FB. Just saw another one, EPIC.

Last time I heard this (not from my friends who were mocking the person we actually heard it from), nasa Boracay kami. Dun sa katabi ng White House, di ko maalala anong resort yun (Station Juan ba yun, not sure) basta naalala ko may mga cabana saka masarap yung beef steak nila. Shit! Gusto ko bumalik para mag-nap ulit sa cabana at kumain ng beef steak pagkagising.

Anyway, may college kids (ehmehrgehrd!!! Kids!!!! I feel soooo... Mature! Hahahaha!) na biglang nagsidatingan kasi parang may event ata sa White House later, so parang maaga sila pumwesto dun kasi parang wala na rin available cabana sa White House, kaya nga kami nadisplace dun sa kabilang resort. So tumawag yung isang kid dun sa friend niya, it sounded like, para papuntahin dun sa kung asan kaming lahat, di na to verbatim pero I think it went like this: "Guys! Come on! This place is so epic!"

Naalala ko nagtinginan na lang kami nila Des at Kai at minock yung bata later on kasi nga the place where we were was soooo epic!!!! Hahahaha! Funny siya that time, siguro kasi nga may mga kasama akong imock siya at siguro kasi masaya yung mood naming lahat that time so kaya namin palampasin yung ka-OA-han nung bata.

So, this brings us to why I brought this up now. Just saw a childhood friend who's going somewhere and declared his journey as: "this is going to be so "EPIC!" So nagpanting na naman tenga ko. Una sa lahat, ang original mo ha! Pangalawa...

Tangina!!! What's with using the word EPIC so frivolously?!?!? Ano ka?! Si Lam-ang?!

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HAYBLAD MODE: ON

Kanina pa ako dapat magsusulat about this kaso nadistract ako nung previous post ko kasi may draft pala ako nun, so tinapos ko muna yun. After ko siya maisulat, na-release ko na stress ko kasi nasabi ko na gusto kong sabihin about that post kaya di ko muna tinuloy yung topic nitong post na to... Kaso dahil may bug nga utak ko, di na naman ako makalog-off sa FB kaya naman andami ko na naman nakita which reminded me, I was supposed to rant about this.

"What is THIS?", you ask.

THIS = annoying words/phrases like bae, foods, feels, fambam, yolo, ootd, guise ... Alam ko meron pa, kaso nakalimutan ko na naman. I tried checking FB for them pero buti na lang mukhang naoverpower na sila ng better posts sa feed ko.

MINSAN it doesn't really annoy me when people use these words lalo na kung used in mockery. Pero pag mukhang talagang part siya ng daily vocabulary nung tao medyo nagpapanting yung tenga ko, kasi I'm pakialamera that way!

Medyo natanggap ko na yung guise kasi natatawa ako everytime nababasa ko siya. Di ba guise?!?! Funny siya guise, promise!!! Hahahaha! Pero...

Ok lang ang yolo at ootd kung kaibigan kita. Otherwise, I am judging you, pretentious beeyatch!

But then again, friends, if you use the words below and not to mock someone... I'm probably judging you too, pero deep inside lang kasi friends tayo eh...

Ok lang ang foods pag ginagaya mo si Vhong o si Pacquiao ba yun?!
Ok lang ang bae pag minomock mo yung mga gumagamit nito in regular programming!
I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate feels and fambam!!!! I have not seen people use these words to mock anyone so iritable ako everytime I read them anywhere!

There's a thesaurus! Use it! Walang thesaurus?! Anaknangshet, GMG (Google mo, gago!)!!! If you want to express how a book made you emotional and the actual emotions you actually felt, tae... Wag mong sabihing... The feels!!! Walang sentence na ganyan!!! Pakshet! Andiyan ang utak para paganahin at subukang i-express ang sarili ng mas malinaw!!! Hindi tayo caveman!!!

Don't get me started on fambam, kasi maygourds!!!!!!!! Sobrang pakyut na nakakairita!!!! Sarap mo tapunan ng atomic bomb! (Yan lang naisip kong pwedeng itapon which will satisfy me and sort of rhymes with the annoying word na rin). Nope, la familia is not included because even though it is a bit pretentious, hindi siya pakyut, at higit sa lahat... ginagamit ko siya! Hahahaha!

END RANT. Sana masaya na next post ko guise! Nakakapagod na maging nega kala niyo!!!

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People skills where are you!!?!??

Noooooo! Feeling ko unti unti nang nawawala people skills ko! As in!!!! Kaya ko naman magsmall talk, but I hate it. Pero kahit nga I hate it, I used to be able to do it KAPAG kailangan (i.e. super duper awkward silent moments).

Recently, even if I could feel the awkwardness seeping through my skin, di ko na talaga kaya pilitin sarili ko mag-attempt ng small talk. If you have nothing to say, eh di ako rin. If you have something stupid to say or try and share something in an attempt to appear intelligent, eh di goodluck to you! Ayoko na umeffort gawing sensible yung flow ng conversation. Enjoy ka na lang diyan sa soliloquy mo. I-eenjoy ko na lang yung scenery kung meron or my own thoughts on how you're being so annoying and why are you not realizing it?!?!! And if you're really super annoying, I wouldn't even attempt to hide my disdain and boredom, as in tutunganga na lang talaga ako sa pader na walang design because, to be honest, I'd rather look at the most mundane thing in front of me than give you the tiniest of impressions that I actually heard your monologue! At baka pilitin mo pa akong mag-react. Ayoko na sayangin reaction ko sa yo!

Hahahahha! Sorry... The rant was supposed to be a generalization about how my fuse is getting shorter and shorter these days, kaso as I was typing, may isang taong nagpo-pop sa isip ko.... No. Not a good thing... I was thinking about that person kasi he was supeeeeeeer annoying!!!!!

No, hindi ito yung taong nabanggit ko a few posts back. New person na nakasama ko sa isang lakad. I had a hint that he was kind of boring and a show-off. Kaso akala ko, I could handle it. Tae! Di ko pala kayaaaaaaaaa!!! Bakit pa ako sumama sa labas na yun! May gaaaarsh!

Kung ibang tao, they would have said they wanted to blow their own heads off so they could get away... Kaso since ako to, I wanted to shoot HIS head off... Not with a .45. With an Uzi!!! O kaya Armalite! Kasi it would give me the satisfaction of putting a certain number of bullets through his head! In succession!!! Maygaaaash nanggigigil pa rin ako ngayon! Akala ko that time, kaya lang ako pikon kasi antok lang ako or kulang sa tulog, kaso ngayon dilat na dilat na ako, naiirita pa rin ako sa pagmumukha niya! Lalong lalo na sa yabang niya! Maygarsh!!! Tapos feel na feel pa niya na ang ganda ganda ng boses niyaaaaaaaa!!!! May bitbit-bitbit siyang gitara! Hellooooo!!! Ayoko kay April Boy, pero buti pa siguro kung si April Boy na lang yung kasama namin kesa sa yo! At least si April Boy, mukhang di mahangin kahit kung maka-outfit kala mo may pawnshop! Leche! Pakshet!!!! sarap talaga paputukan ng granada, dinamita, at napalm ng sabay sabay yung hayup na yun!!!!

Sana di na kita makita!!!! Shet ka! Tuluyang nagugunaw yung halos non-existent people skills ko dahil sa yo! Tae! Alam ko matalino, kasi kahit pano UP grad ata. Kaso he was proof enough that a good school does not guarantee quality people.

Friends, please don't leave me with people like him. Konti lang kayong gusto ko kasama! I love you friends! Please tiisin niyo idiosyncracies ko?! Please?!

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Mahal ko Nanay Ko

Pero nahahayblad ako sa mga posing niya sa pictures.

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Nasa tao nga talaga.

May quotable quotes akong nakikita dati sa internet na supposedly galing kay Meryl Streep at tuwang tuwa ako dun sa quote. Di ko sure how true na siya nga nagsabi nun. Kaso nung nakita kong pinost ng isa sa mga pinsan ng nanay ko na I'm not particularly fond of... Nairita ako dun sa quote. Feeling ko di si Meryl Streep nagsabi nun. At kahit can relate pa rin ako dun sa quote, ayoko na siya gamitin kasi I feel so... What's the word... Cheap.

Harsh. I know. Wala akong maisip na excuse for myself. Eh nakakairita siya eh, arte kasi. Ayoko na isipin, sumasama na naman ako. Wala naman ginawa sa akin yun, except maginarte. Matalino yun, in fairness. Kaso maarte. Ayoko ng maarte!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shet maarte ba ako? Sana hindi ako maarte. Sinabi ko bang ayoko ng maarte?!? Kaya tuwang tuwa ako sa mga kilala kong magaganda na sobrang bihira magpost ng bagong profile pic or kahit anong post. Wala lang. Feeling ko mas less hayuk sila sa attention, i.e. less maarte/narcissistic.

Sabi nila galit ang magnanakaw sa kapwa magnanakaw. Ang maarte kaya galit rin sa kapwa maarte? So maartr nga ba ako?! Sana talaga hindi!!!! Noooooo!!! I can't!!! I just can't!!!!!

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Taipei

Nawala sa isip ko ang Taipei for a few weeks... Pero excited na naman ulit akooooooooo!!!!!! Hangtagal ng March! hangtagal ng June!!!! hangtagal ng august!!!!!!!

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Shocker!!!!

Pag may nakikita akong kababata ko na alam kong mas bata sa akin na may ikinasal o kaya parang toddler na yung anak sobrang nagugulat ako!!!

Ang bata batang lumandi!!! Yan unang nasa isip ko... Tapos after a few seconds... Marerealize ko ah 20+ na pala siya, graduate na ng college, may karapatan na bumuo ng pamilya... At 30 na nga pala ako! Hahahahaha!

I keep forgetting that people age. Madalas kasi yung edad nila sa isip ko ay yung edad nila kung kelan huli ko silang nakita... And for the two girls na nakita ko sa FB recently, I think 10 at 8 yo sila nung huli kong nakita... 12 at 9 ata ako respectively... Feeling ko 10 yo at 8 pa rin sila hahaha! Bawal pa magasawa! Hahahah! Halos magtretrenta na nga rin pala yung dalawa!

Hay naku age! You always shock me!

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