Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Dahil Bored Ako...

... At namimiss ko na magselfie kasi tinigilan ko magselfie for a while pagkatapos ko lait-laitin yung mga kaibigan at mga pinsan kong akala mo historical figure kung makadocument ng pagmumukha nila... I feel like I owe the world, not just one, but 2 of my selfies for the day!!!! Lucky you, world! Hahahahahaha!

World, here na me! Greasy face and all!



Pero sa totoo lang, naedit ko na yan! Angle ng onti to hide the chubby cheeks, adjust contrast and vibrance para naman di masyadong obvious yung greasy parts at di halatang di na ako naarawan kasi sobrang dull na ng dark skin ko! Oo! Maarte ako sa balat kahit ayoko pumuti!

Eto talaga yung unang shot ko nung bumangon ako sa kinahihigaan ko.



Sorry to disappoint guys... Choppy ako! Choppy!!!!!!!!! Pero kahit pa choppy ako! Adorable pa din ako sabi ng nanay ko!!!! Hahahahaha!

Yan, isipin niyo na lang... Minor editing at geometry techniques (i.e. angle angle din pag me time) lang ginamit ko jan... Di pa yan yung 360 app... Hanglayo na ng pagmumukha ko! Eh lalo pa kaya yung ibang selfie na akala mo may ms photoshop na inooffer bawat pinagbilhan ng gadget na may camera....

Just in case you missed it.... Oo!!! Rant na naman to! Hahahhahahaah!
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Tuesday, August 26, 2014

Nang ako'y nautot sa banyo.

Para sa maseselan, marapat lang na wag niyo na ituloy ang pagbasa nito.
Andito ka pa rin? Ok, your call.

Heniwei... Last week, nang ako ay pumunta nung banyo kasi naiihi na ako... May babaeng nagtotoothbrush sa may sink. At dahil company lang namin yung nasa floor, alam ko sa ibang department lang siya kasi di ko siya kilala. Pumunta na ako dun sa dulong cubicle kasi may tao yung first three cubicles.

Nung ako ay magwiwiwi na, ingat na ingat ako kasi meron ako. Kung di mo gets kung ano yung pagmemeron... Tanungin mo si Fr. Ferriols para maflush ka niya ng tuluyan sa inidoro. At yun nga, pag meron ako, madalas wasak yung tiyan ko, at pag napaeffort ako ng stronger than usual... Labas lahat ng mga pwedeng ilabas kahit yung mga ayaw ko muna ilabas kasi wala akong kahit anong extrang papel na pamahid na nadala, ni resibo sa bulsa wala, kasi nga ihing ihi lang talaga ako... Wala na oras magprepare.

So ayun, super ingat sa pagwiwi... Eh kaso... Malay ko ba namang hindi lang pala ako naiihi... Kundi nauutot rin!!!! Ahahahahahaahahahahahaa! Buti na lang talaga! Hanggang utot lang pangangailangan ko nun. You have to learn to be grateful and make do with what you're given 'ika nga.

So dahil pigil rin ako sa utot powers ko... Hahahaha! Alam mo yung parang nagmimic test ka tapos medyo sira yung sound system or yung mic... Yung pasulpot sulpot na sound epeks pero malakas pa rin kasi mic nga eh... In my case echo ng soundwaves against the banyo tiles... The same culprit kung bakit feeling ng iba ang ganda ng boses nila pag kumakanta sila sa banyo... Parang my amplifier-slash-filter... Kaso yung sa akin... Amplified utot sounds for the win! Ahahahhahahahahaha!

Inisip ko na lang, taena dapat mauna ako lumabas kesa sa ibang nasa katabi kong cubicles... At least yung nagtotoothbrush lang nakakita sa mukha ko! Ahahahaha! At pwede pa yun gawan ng paraan! Hahhaha! Attitude you know! Hahahhahaha!

So ayun natapos ako wiwi, taas panty, sara zipper, labas ng cubicle with swag (as if di ako umutot kind of swag)... Direcho sa tabi nung nagtotoothbrush na sink para maghugas ng kamay (acting as if chill lang kahit nagmamadali talaga para walang ibang makakita sa akin). Balik na ako sa upuan ko.

Maya maya, si Gem umupo na rin sa may tabi ko.
Sabi ko, "san ka galing?" Hinanap ko kasi siya earlier...
Sabi niya galing daw siyang banyo.
Sabi ko, "ay! ako rin."
Sabi niya, "eh kakagaling ko lang dun eh! Di naman kita nakita!"
I gave her an enigmatic smile.
Gem: "ikaw yun?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Ako: "hahahhahahhahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!"
Gem: "akala ko yung nagtotoothbrush! Pero nagtataka ako kasi yung tunog parang galing sa kanan!"
Ako: "hahahahahhahahahahhahahahaahahahahhaha!!!!"

Ang masasabi ko lang: SUCCESS!!!
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Love Me or Leave Me

Matagal nang nasa playlist ko tong kantang to ng Rooney. Mainly, kasi gusto ko yung melody. Habang nag-aantay ng reply from my senior dev at nakikinig nung tugtog, biglang naprocess ng utak ko yung lyrics... Sobrang apt niya for me. Yung first 2 main stanzas at least... I dedicate this song to my friends kasi you chose to love me kahit madalas alam ko parang you wanna leave me na lang dahil sa mga topak ko sa buhay. Di ko na sinama family kasi by nature, they are required to love me, and me them! Mwahahahahaha! Pero sige na nga... MAHAL KO KAYONG LAHAT!!!

I know I can be cruel
I say a lot of things I don't need
And I'm not always in the mood
To give you what you need
When I come close

You gotta love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

Love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

I know I act confused
A perfect just like you
Do what you want
But there's no one in the world
Who would die for you
There's only me

You gotta love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

Love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

You wont ever find
Anyone around who's good as me
There's only one choice
You don't wanna grow old all alone

You gotta love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

Love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

Love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me

Love me, love me
Love me or leave me
Love me, love me
Love me or leave me
...
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Friday, August 22, 2014

MySpace

Mwahahahahaha!

Sinubukan ko i-google sarili ko kasi minomonitor ko yung online footprint ko. Hehehhe! Siyempre sinisigurado ko na walang kahiya-hiyang anything about me. At kung meron man, chinecheck ko kung kaya ko ipaliwanag. At kung hindi... Search and destroy mission ang ending.

So far, wala pa naman ako nakikitang kahindik-hindik na ikakahiya ko sarili ko... Pero apparently... Pinatulan ko rin pala yung myspace dati! Ahahahahhahahaha! At may isang connection ako! Si Juani! Hahahaha! Yung nasunugan ko na friend sa Taiwan. I'm pretty sure I wrote about that kasi tawang tawa ako sa adventure niyang yun.Kaso tinatamad na ako hanapin yung post para lang ilink sa post na to.

But heniweis!!!!! Hahahaha! Ayun nga! Meron akong account! At ang cute lang nung picture ko! Hahahaha! Andito siya o!

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Monday, August 18, 2014

Eh kasi bata!

Mwahahahaha! Andito ngayon si aubrey sa bahay! May maglilinis ng bahay! Mwahahaha! I love my sister and my cousins! Hahahahhaa! Baka pumunta na naman isa kong pinsan dito sa bahay! Last weekend pumunta si Kriszzia dito tapos tinulungan ako dalhin mga labada ko dun sa laundry shop. Tapos this week sila magaayos ng cabinet ko! Ahahahahha! Pakainin ko na lang sila! Ahahahhaha!

Ayjaslavet!!!! Buti na lang talaga pinanganak silang masipag. Yan talaga ipinagtataka ko. Bakit sila masipag? Bakit ako hindi? I mean, nung bata pa kami lahat naman ng iutos sa akin na chores sa bahay ginagawa ko. Favorite chore ko dati yung magbolo ng weeds sa labas ng bahay kasi nakaktsismis ko si Mana Crising, yung bumibisibisita sa amin na matanda. Tapos naglilinis rin siya ng harap ng bahay namin. Marami kasi siyang kwento. Unfortunately, wala na ako masyado maalala. Naalala ko lang fascinated talaga ako sa kanya siguro kasi yung mga kapitbahay namin na bata pinagbibintangan na mangkukulam siya. Pero mabait naman si Mana Crising sa akin so di naman ako natakot. Natutuwa lang ako kausap siya.

Isa pang gusto ko yung magbunot nung sahig kasi favorite ko magslide slide across the floor. Yung pinaka-ayoko: maghugas ng pinggan kasi wala kaming running water nun. Eeew! Pero siyempre dahil rotation kami na malabo yung sched, i.e. sisihan lahat na tapos na siyang maghugas, wala akong choice kundi maghugas rin minsan.... Which I absolutely... Abhor! Yaks!

So eto akowoooohoooow tamad na tamad gumalaaaaahaaaw! Ewan, siguro gagalaw rin naman ako pag utusan ako... Kaso hahahaa! Minsan feeling ko tinatamad na lang rin si mama magutos sa akin kasi mas mabilis matapos kesa kung ako gumawa. Gagawin ko rin naman... Di nga lang priority sa akin. Pag naguiguilty lang ako, yung tipong abuso na ako.. Saka ko lang gagawin agad hahaha! Pampalubag loob kumbaga... Hahahha!

Eh kasi! Bata!
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Kidding, not kidding!

Before I uninstalled my FB app yesterday, one of the headlines I read from my feed was the apology issued by Ramon Bautista to DavaoeƱas because of his apparent insult... Kasi tinawag silang hipon!

Ok fine, nainsulto sila. Nagsorry yung tao. That should have been enough. For some it was, pero from what I read, apparently Sara Duterte was not satisfied with it... She wanted him declared as persona non grata in Davao.

I know of Ramon Bautista kasi I see him once in a while in TV and I sometimes find him funny. I heard he's a prof in UP. I'm not really shocked because I know of some batchmates who used to teach but are really not right in the head... Joke lang siyempre. I mean, I know that they are more than capable pero since I know them personally, I just think it's funny that the future generation have them for teachers.

Sarah/Sara Duterte naman, I have heard of from an issue before because she punched someone in front of the media because she thought the person was incompetent. I can sort of relate because I've been in an almost similar situation where I really wanted to punch someone in the face kasi sobrang bobo at tanga lang talaga niya but apparently I still have some control over my faculties when it matters because I didn't go through with it.

Wala talaga akong alam ke Ramon Bautista so wala ako masyadong opinyon sa kanya pero I admit, I'm a bit biased against the lady Duterte kasi nayayabangan lang talaga ako sa kanya. Ewan, opisyal siya eh. She should have known better when she punched a guy last time. Or kung gusto niya talaga manuntok, dapat in privacy na lang. Hindi sa public. I understand na minsan meron talaga yung in the moment gigil. Pero kasi... Opisyal nga siya... Alam ko andaming tangang opisyal pero that is exactly why we should hold them in high regard and expect great things from them... hindi tayo dapat satisfied with a mediocre one. Kasi when we do that... That's what we'd always end up with. Mediocre ones. We do not want that. I do not want that. Ewan, I also got the feeling na pakitang gilas yung suntok moment. I understand kasi I also have those pakitang gilas moments. Sometimes, you recognize it when you see other people doing it. I'm not saying that was the main reason pero when you see people cheering you on... Minsan mahirap hindi magpakabibo.

Ang point ko lang naman, ang oa niya lang.... Persona non grata agad ang demand. Eh feeling ko obvious naman na joke. Hirap kasi ng mga guilty lahat sineseryoso! Seryosohin nila yung mga hindi pa nakukulong kahit obvious na magnanakaw. Seryosohin nila yung mga pumapatay ng tao.

Basta ang alam ko... Lollipop ako na flavored Hipon! Hahahahahahahaahaha!
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Sunday, August 17, 2014

Because I'm trying out this new app...


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Bloggeroid

At dahil tinanggal ko na nga yung FB app ko from my tab... I installed another one: Bloggeroid! Woooohoooo!!!

This one would allow me to post anything I want to without anyone who does not know about this blog see it! Hahahha! Yes malabo ako that way!

I have always been fond of blogging because it allows me to say my thoughts in a non-KSP (kulang sa pansin) kind of way. In the first place, kakarampot lang ang me alam sa blog na to and it's not as if they check this blog daily or does it pop on their feed over and over and over and over and over again just because they decided they liked the post or commented on the post and then some one they don't know also liked the post and/or commented on the post. In short, blogs do not get in some people's faces like statuses in social networks do. If people are interested in what you have to say... They will read what you have to say. If not, they can go on with their merry lives without you annoying them to death just because you decided to post something on the net kasi gusto mo lang ilabas yung nasa isip mo with the hopes of a very, very slight chance that someone might chance upon it and read it and share the same thoughts that you have.

So... Gujab Bloggeroid! Hahahah! I can actually post via the browser too, it just gets annoying sometimes when the connection starts wavering. The cursor starts to slow down too unlike here... I can type as fast as I want to and I can save my post to my tab's memory just in case I lose connection. Astig di ba?!?!?! Hehehe! This is the app for tamad bloggers!
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Bye FB! For now.

I just uninstalled my FB app from my tab for various reasons:

  • I'm wasting too much time on it.

  • I'm seeing a lot of annoying posts and I don't need to see those.

  • di ko mapigilan sarili ko minsan, napipilitan ako pumatol sa mga walang kwentang post kasi pakialamera talaga akong tunay. Besides, pinost mo di ba? Eh di fair game yan dapat for any kind of comments... Unless you block people off.

  • I get annoyed with myself kapag pumatol ako sa walang kwentang post kasi nga walang kwenta yung post di na dapat pinapatulan... Eh kaso mababa EQ ko at gusto ko lang talaga mang mock ng tao.


I think the last reason is enough to warrant my removal of the app. I can always check when I feel like I need to. At dahil hindi ganun ka user friendly yung browser version as compared to the app version... Eh nakakatamad siya tingnan... At dahil katamaran ang pinakamatindi kong bisyo... I probably won't be checking FB as often as I did when I had the app. Gujab me!

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Monday, August 4, 2014

Wrong

I don't like being wrong.
I try to avoid situations where I allow myself to be in a situation where I can't properly defend myself because I WAS WRONG.

When I am not sure, I usually shut up for fear of saying something wrong.
Kaso, minsan, I misjudge and I say something to someone with the assumption that that someone was not a shitface anymore. Eh kaso... they still are.

Note to self: Judgments I made as a kid are not necessarily wrong especially when it came alongside experience as proof. An asshole is sometimes simply just that --> AN ASS HOLE. Kahit anong mamahaling brip o panty pa ang isuot mo to cover it up. The cover-up will never change that hole. Di niya gagawing ginto yung taeng lalabas dun. It is and will always be an ass hole that will churn off shit na mabaho at kadire.